A smooth draw from the golden age of vices. This one's filtered through nostalgia, boxed in irony, and rolled with premium-grade cotton. Inspired by those iconic Rothmans tins your uncle used to collect (and your aunt used to complain about), this tee swaps the ciggies for something marginally healthier — football and questionable life choices.
Crest up front. Full-blown badge of dishonour on the back.
Warning: May cause side effects like spontaneous 5-a-side games, unsolicited life advice, and looking cooler than you actually are.
